i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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