I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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