Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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