It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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