my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
