Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
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