I think I died a long time ago.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Randomize
