Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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