wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
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dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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