We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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