Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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