Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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