I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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