Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
FUCK WHALES
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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