dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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