she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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