Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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