why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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