i don't like sucking hair
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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