I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I just found puke in my bra..
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Randomize
