I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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