When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
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