I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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