just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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