is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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