p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I'm just crazy horny about you
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
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