So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
Randomize
