IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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