i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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