I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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