I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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