There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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