waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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