summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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