Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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