It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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