where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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