it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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