Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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