HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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