the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
it glows. i had to have it.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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