I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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