so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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