it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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