So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Randomize
