He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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