so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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