And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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