He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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