Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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