break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
God, I missed his penis.
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