After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Randomize
