Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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