I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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