Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Mom said you looked used
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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