Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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